Trevor Zegras And Darnell's Sister Ruined The Franchise For EA

If you're a fan of the digital puck you probably can't stand Trevor Zebras and his companion, Darnel Nurse's sister. In a bold move to diversify the cover, EA Sports decided to feature Trevor Zegras and Sarah Nurse, the latter being a commonly forgotten name. This game takes woke to a whole new level.

First off, let's address the elephant in the room: the referees. In NHL 23, every online game features black women or Asian refs, which is just fantastic and great for representation, but it seems like the game developers forgot about the hockey itself. Instead of focusing on improving gameplay mechanics, they decided to prioritize color and race. It's almost as if they thought, "Who needs better puck physics when we can have a diverse group of referees to fuck up every call?"

Now, don't get me wrong, diversity is essential if you're a complete Libtard, but when it overshadows the actual game, it becomes a bit much. It's like going to a comedy club and the comedian spends the entire set talking about the diverse audience instead of telling jokes. We came for the hockey, not a sociology lesson!

But wait, there's more! The game's focus on color and race doesn't stop with the referees. The developers have also introduced a new feature called "Inclusive Commentary"....  In some games, the commentators will actually stop the game to discuss the importance of diversity and inclusion in the sport. I'm not racist. I don't care what color you are. I just want to play hockey though when I turn this game on. I play this game to escape the real world, not hear more about all the issues going on. 

The other thing that bothers me about this is the game developers have taken their fruity and woke agenda to a whole new level with the inclusion of feminine male clothing options and the Be a Pro characters. Who better to represent feminine male clothing than the facial hairless wonder, Trevor Zegras himself?

Yes, you heard that right! NHL 23 has introduced a range of feminine male clothing options, because nothing says "hockey" like a player in a skirt, right? It's almost as if the developers forgot that hockey is a sport played on ice, not a runway. But hey, at least the players will look fabulous while they're slipping and sliding around!

Seriously, it's like all the Be a Pro characters were based off Zegras. These poor, fruity souls probably can't grow any leg hair, they're so feminine-looking. It's like the game developers took a page out of Trevor Zegras' real-life playbook and decided to make all the characters as fruity as possible. I mean, who needs realistic character models when you can have a bunch of hairless, feminine-looking hockey players?

In conclusion, NHL 23 is a fruity and woke adventure that prioritizes diversity over gameplay. It's like a fruit salad of wokeness, with a side of hockey. If you're looking for a game that focuses on improving the sport itself, you might want to look elsewhere. But if you're in the mood for a colorful and inclusive experience with a side of hockey, then NHL 23 is the game for you. Just be prepared for a few sociology lessons along the way.

This guy fucked it all up with the stupid dekes, the feminine garbage, and buddy.... you couldn't even get your own cover....