Call Of Duty Is A Total Garbage Dump

Call of Duty, the game that's been around since the dawn of time, or at least since the early 2000s. It's like that one friend who just won't leave the party even though everyone else has gone home. So let's dive into the dumpster fire that is Call of Duty and explore why it's a total waste of time and money.

Call of Duty is like that one guy who keeps telling the same joke over and over again, hoping someone will laugh. The series has become so repetitive that it's like watching a hamster run on a wheel. It's the same old, same old, and it's about as exciting as watching paint dry.

In the world of Call of Duty, where the developers are so lazy, they've decided to just remake old maps instead of creating something new and exciting. It's like they're stuck in a time loop, reliving the glory days of Modern Warfare 2, while the rest of the gaming world has moved on.

In Modern Warfare 3, we're only getting Modern Warfare 2 maps. What a treat! It's like getting a brand new car, but it's just the same old model with a fresh coat of paint. The developers must be so proud of themselves.

But wait, there's more! The overall quality of new maps has gone downhill too. Gone are the days of creative and balanced maps that made the older titles so enjoyable. Now we're left with uninspired, cookie-cutter designs that make you wonder if the developers have ever played their own game.

Remember when you could just buy a game and play it without having to spend more money on in-game items? Yeah, those were the good old days. Call of Duty is like that one friend who always asks for money, but never pays you back. It's a never-ending cycle of spending money on useless items that don't really do anything.

And let's not forget the gameplay itself. It just doesn't feel right anymore. It's like trying to eat a sandwich that's been sitting in the fridge for a week. Sure, it's technically edible, but it's not the same. The changes to movement mechanics, weapon balance, and overall pacing have left the games feeling less enjoyable, and more like a chore. Call of Duty is like a seesaw that's been broken for years. It's never balanced, and it's always leaning to one side. Some weapons are overpowered, while others are as useless as a screen door on a submarine. It's like the developers don't even play their own game.

But wait, there's more! Many Call of Duty games are released with a plethora of bugs and glitches. It's like they're trying to make the game more challenging by throwing in some extra obstacles for players to overcome. Who needs a balanced, polished experience when you can have a game that crashes every time you try to play it?

It's repetitive, it's greedy, it's poorly balanced, the games just suck. It's like that one ex-boyfriend who just won't leave you alone. It's time to move on and find a new game to play. So do yourself a favor and avoid Call of Duty like the plague.